always-classy-and-sassy:

same
*dips it low*
*picks it up slow*
*moves it all around*
*pokes it out like my back broke*
*pops*
*pops*
*pops that thang*
My man: Oh!

Lana Del Rey for Madame FigaroPhotograph by James White

Lana Del Rey for Madame Figaro
Photograph by James White

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brookexcandy:

Shooting a video today throwing new looks

brookexcandy:

Shooting a video today throwing new looks

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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onigiri85:

i’ve dropped my phone countless times but it’s still good as new how come when white people drop it one time their entire screen shatters is this karma finally getting them back for centuries of racism 

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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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dicksplit:

Being the leader in a group project

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